Six years (Whoops should have been posted on the 21st)

I accidentally saved this instead of publishing it.

Two states, three point five kids, and a heck of a lot of patience.

Happy Anniversary, Tim.

Don’t mind us, we’re swimming in a sea of phlegm and Nyquil. Oh, but cold medicines aren’t OK for kids under six. I would like to get my hands on the morons responsible for the latest round of recalls. A potential for overdose? Obviously their children are over six and capable of wiping their noses on something other than their own sleeves. Saline spray my left foot.

I wouldn’t visit anytime soon if I were you. We’ve probably mutated the common cold into something lethal.

The neighbors are protesting the odor of vapo-rub permeating the neighborhood, and geeks lured by the scent, are circling the block like vultures drawn to a rotting carcass.

Sleep has become a rare commodity as the children and dog take turns throughout the night.