Six years (Whoops should have been posted on the 21st)

I accidentally saved this instead of publishing it.

Two states, three point five kids, and a heck of a lot of patience.

Happy Anniversary, Tim.

Don’t mind us, we’re swimming in a sea of phlegm and Nyquil. Oh, but cold medicines aren’t OK for kids under six. I would like to get my hands on the morons responsible for the latest round of recalls. A potential for overdose? Obviously their children are over six and capable of wiping their noses on something other than their own sleeves. Saline spray my left foot.

I wouldn’t visit anytime soon if I were you. We’ve probably mutated the common cold into something lethal.

The neighbors are protesting the odor of vapo-rub permeating the neighborhood, and geeks lured by the scent, are circling the block like vultures drawn to a rotting carcass.

Sleep has become a rare commodity as the children and dog take turns throughout the night.


#1 brambledoula on 11.25.07 at 6:46 pm

Seems to be in the air I’ve got it here too 🙁 Happy anniversary tho, that is exciting. Try and do SOMETHING fun other than who can aim their dirty tissues into the trash can better 🙂

#2 Margo on 11.25.07 at 9:04 pm

You up for breakfast still? I’ll call you in a few…what if by some chance you’re napping??? You call me on my cell. If I don’t hear from you I’ll call you tonight.

We’ve all had it too. I’m lying. Mike hasn’t had it. He always manages to avoid these things. Hmmmm. I don’t think it’s due to his “awesome immune system” that he likes to boast about. Whatever. :-/

#3 badbadivy on 11.26.07 at 11:35 pm

Congratulations, homeslice!

Oh, and you’ve been tagged:

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