No dignity

Each time I sit to nurse Ellie, my two year old thinks it is hilarious to give me hickeys on my side.

As if I weren’t self-conscious enough post-baby, now I’ve got  splotchy love handles.  Worse though is the squicky sensation.  He acts like he’s coming in for a hug, then next thing I know, “Ack, stop it, stop it!”

He knows I’m vulnerable when holding the baby.  What a turd.


#1 Angela on 11.28.07 at 3:28 pm

That is so funny…thanks for making me laugh today, I really needed it!

#2 Taylor on 11.28.07 at 4:21 pm

Ha! I dated a guy like that in high school (well, minus the nursing and baby thing).

I wore a lot of turtlenecks 🙂

#3 Margo on 11.28.07 at 10:58 pm

What love handles? 😛

#4 brambledoula on 11.29.07 at 5:52 pm

^What she said, I thought the same thing!!
Look at it this way tho, at least he’s not trying to nurse along with her 🙂

#5 LYNSEY on 12.11.07 at 12:21 am

Kids are turds! Cute turds but turds! Just thought I’d say hello–Hi.


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