There are few things

I hate more than being trendy for the sake of being trendy. Could the powers that be PLEASE do away with the term “Baby Bump.” I hadn’t even had my coffee yet and my brain was accosted with “Britney Back on Bump Watch.”

Sometimes I wish I could put a filter on my Internet connection and radio that would eliminate all mention of Hollywood figures. There have been a few times I’ve looked up favorite actors to make sure I haven’t missed any movies. However, I really could not possibly give a rat’s ass as to what they do in their spare time. Their lives are not a reflection of my own. They can play idealist all day long; I’m just tired of hearing about it.

While I’m bitching, could we, general we, also stop overusing the word ‘issues.’ The fake psychobabble makes my ears bleed. You do not have ‘issues’ with cheese; cheese constipates you and no one cares.