Open letter to a certain googler

Sitemeter is a fun toy.

Dear Googler,

I know The Internet can seem like the answer to all of life’s queries, but do you think “Are there any good jobs in Moncks Corner?” will land you the position you deserve? May I suggest picking up a newspaper and looking in the classifieds? Sometimes, if you are lucky, you can even find them for free at Huddle House, that is if you don’t mind a little coffee or syrup.

-Heather