Obsessive?

It’s normal to send your business e-mail account multiple test e-mails, just to make sure the forwarding feature works, right?

Everyone leaves their volume up so each piece of e-mail can be heard, throughout the house, as it arrives, right?

It’s perfectly reasonable to pounce on the phone just in case Caller-ID messed up and it’s really not another telemarketer, right?

Have I ever mentioned I’m not a patient person?

No?

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