Not so fast

No really, it isn’t fast at all, it’s immobile.

What am I babbling on about?

Why my husband’s mustang, of course. You see, fourteen months ago he took a perfectly working engine out of his perfectly good car, because it wasn’t fast enough.

How’s that working for ya?

Keep in mind, I have produced a fully functioning human in less time.

Now, I torment him with MustangRolling‘s blog. “Hey Tim, look at this, their car works, why doesn’t yours?”

I think I’m going to start changing our wallpaper to pics of mobile mustangs. I would really like to park in the garage, on occasion.