Aging

The process by which the increase in length of time on earth is equal to the increase in the likelihood of injuring oneself while sleeping.

AKA

Why can’t I turn my head this morning?

2 comments ↓

#1 Angela on 09.29.08 at 9:21 am

That is always my sign that I got a good nights sleep, as in I slept so hard I did not move. I think I still remember what that feels like:)

#2 jaz on 09.29.08 at 6:46 pm

Crick neck!

Crick neck is horrible.

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