Each time I sit to nurse Ellie, my two year old thinks it is hilarious to give me hickeys on my side.
As if I weren’t self-conscious enough post-baby, now I’ve got splotchy love handles. Worse though is the squicky sensation. He acts like he’s coming in for a hug, then next thing I know, “Ack, stop it, stop it!”
He knows I’m vulnerable when holding the baby. What a turd.
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That is so funny…thanks for making me laugh today, I really needed it!
Ha! I dated a guy like that in high school (well, minus the nursing and baby thing).
I wore a lot of turtlenecks 🙂
What love handles? 😛
^What she said, I thought the same thing!!
Look at it this way tho, at least he’s not trying to nurse along with her 🙂
Kids are turds! Cute turds but turds! Just thought I’d say hello–Hi.
Lyns
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