Amusing Anecdotes from Pre-Op

I understand the purpose of the questions, but seriously folks, these border on the ridiculous and when you ask me a series of crazy questions, eventually my self control will wear out and you will receive some ridiculous answers.

Have you fallen in the last month?

– Do you mean a significant fall, because I’m always tripping over my own feet?

Have you broken your pelvis in the last month?

– Oh gee, now that you mention it. . .

Is someone trying to control you.

– My son, but he’s two, he tries to control everyone.

Has someone threatened you?

– My son said he was going to throw fireballs at me after I sent him to his room.

They probably weren’t as amused as my mom and I were.


#1 Margo on 02.15.08 at 6:29 pm

Too funny Heather!

#2 boogiemum on 02.16.08 at 12:59 am

That is great. I would of been cracking up if I were there.

#3 Joan on 02.19.08 at 2:40 am

These are crazy and insulting questions. I don’t get it. Glad to hear you are doing okay though.

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